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government abuse chicken

Every time I walk to the metro station by my house I pass by some kind of fast-food waffles operation. Delicious in theory, none of the options look overwhelmingly appetizing. But what confounds me is the one that appears to have meat and/or peppers on top. Fortunately, they have life-size plastic models on their counter for closer inspection. Unfortunately my blog is being retarded again so I can't insert the picture here. But its uploaded in my photostream so take a look.

Anyway, this is just one of many weird food experiences. Another includes the unhappy discovery of two egg yolks somehow preserved and hiding within an otherwise delicious mooncake. And because I'm in the middle of teaching the present perfect tense to a few of my classes, "What's the craziest thing you have eaten?" has yielded some interesting answers, the craziest of which were live monkey brain and live baby mice. This last one is a dish refered to as the "three squeaks" - one when you pick it up, one when you dip it in sauce, and one when you bite it. Ick.

Wacky and disturbing food aside, I've actually had a much more positive culinary experience this time around than when I came to Shanghai three years ago. I've puzzled out the differences between a few regional cuisines, and my Mandarin-speaking friends are teaching me how to deduce a meal's content from its tricky menu name. In a process that has, I'm sure, evolved slowly through its deep and multi-millennial history, China has developed a slightly anti-intuitive approach to naming its food. Menu translations into English have been eliciting chuckles from foreigners for years. Names like "government abuse chicken" and "chicken without sexual life" can and do easily find their way onto English menus (correct translations would be "Kung Pao Chicken" and "Spring Chicken.")

Well it's Thursday afternoon and I have to get back to work. And by work I mean watching Ghostbusters.

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animal love and theme parks

My travel sized toothpaste from the flight over has finally run out so I ran to Tesco the other day for a new tube. Being a loyal Crest Kid 4Lyfe, I found myself facing a decision I never anticipated:

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Diamonds, Pearls, Crystals, or Ice?? My first instinct was obviously Diamonds and I went with it.

Here's a little visual treat I stumbled by in the metro the other day:

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"TIME IS (animal) LOVE"

Also I must acknowledge and thank my good friend Jessica for a warning she sent me two weeks ago that went something like this: "Don't go on any Chinese carnival rides or anything because I was watching this one show and you could get decapitated or something."

Last Friday I was reading the Shanghai Daily and came an article about the "soft opening" of the new Happy Valley theme park in Shanghai. Here are some of the terrifying highlights:

Some people were stuck by the park’s star free-fall ride midair for minutes. Technicians later found out the short-circuit was caused by a metal pen cap dropped from a visitor’s pocket.

Countless small accidents, hours of waiting, bad food and poor facilities sparked outrage among thousands of visitors, many of whom had waited for hours in the rain before the gate opened.

A sign board fell on three visitors’ head, but the park’s first aid centre has not been completed yet.

The park’s doctor ran from one spot to another to treat the injured.

 

Last week I had a couch surfer staying with me from Brazil. He desperately wanted to try jellyfish (or at least the craziest seafood we could find) so we went to a local fish market where you pick out all the seafood you want (live) then walk around the corner to a restaurant where they cook it for you. Unfortunately jellyfish is simply not in season. We decided on some other creatures, and I was a bit apprehensive considering these were the options:

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Result? DELICIOUS. Except the worm things, because there really isn't much to them once they're cooked.

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